Main ek secret mission pe tha — perfume dhundhna jo dushman ko bhi confused kar de. Creed Viking lagaya. 3 log mujhse maafi maangne aaye. Kyu? Pata nahi. 💀
Woody hai, smoky hai — jaise James Bond ne jungle mein camp lagaya ho. Biwi ne pucha "aaj office gaye the ya Norway?" 🧐
xGabLuxry pe review padha — full intelligence report thi bhai, koi bakwaas nahi. Ek baar trust kiya, ek baar hi kafi tha. Dhurandhar dobara nahi puchta. 😤🔥
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xGabLuxry pe review padha — itni detailed report thi, jaise mere hi agent ne likhi ho. 😤
Junior officer ne pehli baar ghadi dekh ke salute kiya — mujhe nahi. 🧐
9/10. Minus 1 isliye — Dhurandhar itna visible nahi hona chahta. 🕵️🔥
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xGabLuxry pe Louis Vuitton Capucines MM Souple ka review padha — itna mast likha tha, rona aaya. Khushi mein. 😤
Bag deliver hua. Yelena ne pakda. Mujhe dekha. Mujhe gale lagaya. Tab pata chala — yeh bag nahi, rishta wapas laaya hoon main. 🥺
Aur main bola jo hamesha kehta hoon — "Mera Baccha Hai Tu." 🤍
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